By Daily Mail Reporter
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They are not known for being shy when it comes to expressing the most intimate details of their lives, but Kim Kardashian went into overshare mode on Monday night's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.
During a photoshoot for UK Cosmopolitan magazine, Kim and Khloe discussed filling out the magazine's questionnaire and in particular what Kim would do if she was a man for the day.
'If I was a man, I would want to know what it's like to have sex with myself,' Kim told her sister. 'I would just want to know what it would feel like.'
I'd have sex with myself: Kim Kardashian made the revelation during Monday night's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami
As Kim speculated, older sister Kourtney was busy looking after children Mason and Penelope, often at the expense of her work commitments.
She was absent from an Australian radio interview to launch a new Kardashian Kollection range because she was looking after her children, forcing Kim to do an impression of her.
'Ever since Kourtney has had the two babies, she has tried to bail out of work situations,' declared Kim.
Really? Khloe wanted to fill out Kim's Cosmopolitan questionnaire for her during the shoot
First in, first out: Kourtney ensured she had her photographs taken quickly on the shoot in order to be with her children
Khloe joined the sisters in town and she and Kim began to feel the heat of having to take on more work than their older sister due to her family commitments.
'This isn't the fun glamorous stuff,' said Khloe. 'Kourt loves being home with her babies, being around her kids, I get it. But this is work and we have to do it.'
'Kourtney's now taking advantage a little bit,' added Kim. 'She does work really hard. But she's a little selective. She puts the extra burden on Khloe and I.'
Number one priority: Kourtney took little Penelope on her way to her photoshoot
Sister act: Kim and Khloe Kardashian cover for their absent sister Kourtney on Monday night's episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians
In your place: Hard working Kim agreed to cover Kourtney's QVC job on her day off
The situation was pushed even further when Kourtney left a shoot early for UK Cosmopolitan magazine to take baby Penelope home.
'It's like Kourtney to get her photos down first so she can rush off and get home to her kids,' sniped Kim.
However, things got nasty when Kim's best friend Jonathan Cheban got involved in the squabble, telling Kourtney it was time to step up her game.
Nasty row: Jonathan Cheban and Kourtney ended up rowing about the Kardashian's work ethic
Let's get physical: Kourtney ended up administering a nasty slap to Jonathan
Vicious: The fight ended in a slap which enraged Jonathan who threatened to sue
'Without Kim you'd be nothing,' he declared. 'She'd been working 360 days while you've been pregnant and doing nothing.'
Kourtney retaliated: 'Your entire job is following Kim all the time. You are shoved so far up Kim's a**.'
'Now I know why Scott's never going to marry you. Because you're a b****,' shouted Jonathan, prompting Kourtney to slap him hard around the face, much to his fury.Â
I don't know where to look: Kim was powerless to stop her sister and friend rowing
Calm down: Khloe was bemused by her sister and Jonathan's nasty fight
Calm down: Jonathan flew into a rage and insisted on going home to 'cool down'
Storming out with Kim in hot pursuit, he threatened to press charges against the mother-of-two.
'That's a sick b****,' he angrily told Kim, telling her he needed to go home to 'cool off.'
'They always bicker but I've never seen them be so nasty to each other,' worried Kim, later telling Kourtney to apologise.
Hugging it out: Kourtney and Khloe embraced after her apology
Like a dog: Kourtney apologised to her sisters for taking advantage of them
Realising she'd been a little slack with her work duties, Kourtney then apologised to her sisters.
'I understand why Kim and Kourtney think I am cherry picking work situations,' she confessed to the cameras. 'But I have a family. They are my first priority.
'I do agree that I was taking advantage of my sisters. I'm sorry.'
Khloe took things a little far by making Kourtney act like a dog in order for her to fully accept her apology.
Surprise surprise: Kim engineered a reconciliation lunch between Scott and Kourtney
Sorry seems to be the hardest word: Kourtney said she hoped Jonathan would forgive her slap
All friends now: Jonathan and Kourtney were soon joking about their altercation
Kim later had further plans of peace for her sister, engineering a lunch between Jonathan and Kourtney.
It didn't go off to a great start with the PR sitting down opposite Kourtney and sniping: 'What's up b****?''
After agreeing to forgive her, Jonathan also apologised for the 'bad things' he said and promised not to interfere in Kardashian sister business again.
'I let my hormones get the best of me,' admitted Kourtney. 'I don't need to be slapping anyone.'
Doctor doctor: Kim called her doctor in Los Angeles about her runny nose, tight throat and sneezing
Finding out what's wrong: Kim took Jonathan to have an allergy test which involved pricking her back with several allergens to find a reactionÂ
Ouch! Kim was in some discomfort during the allergy test
The back test: Kim's skin was tested with several different allergens to try to get to the bottom of her symptoms
Not the results she was hoping for: Kim was shocked to hear she is allergic to cats
Meanwhile, Kim finally decided to consult a doctor over her sneezing, runny nose and tight throat.
She agreed to undergo an allergy test which involves a doctor pricking her back with several different allergens, but is upset to learn she is allergic to cats.Â
This is bad news for her snow white teacup kitten Mercy, gifted to her by boyfriend Kanye West on her arrival to Miami.Â
Desperate measures: Kim and Jonathan took Mercy to the groomers in an effort to help her allergy
Auntie's little helper: Mason lent Kim a hand in trying some new shampoo to help with the allergies
'She likes to sleep in the bed with me under the sheets,' explained Kim.'I don't know what to do about the cat. She's my baby.'
Reluctant to go through regular vaccine shots to control the allergy, Kim tries some other methods, including not touching Mercy, grooming her and using a new shampoo.
Bye bye love: Kim had been gifted the cat from her boyfriend Kanye upon her arrival in Miami
Say goodbye to Mercy: Kim reluctantly agreed to give Mercy to Khloe's assistant Sydney
So sad: Kim tried everything to keep her little kitten before handing him to Khloe to take away
But when nothing seems to work, Khloe expressed her concern.
'The cat needs love and affection,' she told her sister. 'Your eyes are red all the time, you can't take care of the cat. It's not your fault you can't take care of the cat, You have allergies. You didn't know that. '
'I don't want to get rid of her - she's the cutest thing ever,' complained Kim before deciding it's 'for the best' to give Mercy to Khloe's cat loving assistant Sydney.
Early hour coffee run: Khloe took her new scooter for a ride in Miami to find her favourite Cuban coffee
Disaster strikes: Khloe dropped her keys down a drain and was forced to call Scott Disick for help
Take that! Khloe kicked her new scooter in frustration
Bad to worse: Khloe ended up with no coffee or transport in an unsavoury part of town
Khloe had a less dramatic episode than her siblings although did end up getting addicted to Cuban coffee.
In fact, her addiction got so bad, that she ended up in one of Miami's most unsavoury neighbourhoods in the early hours of the morning on a scooter trying to get a caffeine fix.
Unfortunately, after accidentally dropping her keys down a drain, Khloe was forced to call Scott Disick to collect her from a dodgy bus stop.
Stuck in the middle of nowhere: Luckily, Khloe was able to call on her sister's boyfriend for help while sat at a bus stop
Knight in shining armour: Scott came to Khloe's rescue during her disastrous coffee run
'I'm still trying to understand how you ended up in a bus in the middle of crackville,' said a bemused Scott as he came to collect her.
'I want it but I know it's making me act crazy and do things I wouldn't do,' Khloe said about her Cuban fix, before agreeing to go cold turkey.
Coffee addict: Khloe realised her caffeine addiction had got out of hand and she needed help
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